Stereotype Me.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”.
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black
I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It’s actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I CAM-WHORE so I must be a self-obsessed person who has nothing better to do.

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Found this on a fanfiction.net profile and I thought it was excellent.
Put this on your blog, highlight everything and click bold twice (so as to unbold the whole thing) and do this if you want to.
I considered bolding all the goth and emo lines but I don’t think I’m quite there yet.
If you know a stereotype that ought to be trashed, put it under the last line.

Don’t We All LOVE LOVE LOVE Christmas?

Can You Say 'Twilight'?

Johnians '07

I Still <3 You Johnians~!

Edit: Reuploaded Johnians Picture

Merry Christmas

Sparking Juice, Red Wine

Curry Chicken, Ayam Pongteh

Turkey With Cranberry Sauce, Beef With Black Pepper Sauce

PAY ME MY $200! I’m A Lousy Banker

Aunty Annabel, Jie Jie Annabel

God I Love Christmas (:

Over My Head

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
On My Way Down – Ryan Cabrera

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Since U Been Gone – Kelly Clarkson

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Crush – David Archuleta [Oh Hell...]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Identified – Vanessa Hudgens

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Unbelievable – Craig David

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I’ve Got You – McFly

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Someone’s Watching Over Me – Hilary Duff [:D]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
F.U.N. – Spongebob Squarepants [HELL YEAH!]

WHAT IS 2+2?
Life Is Like A Boat -

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Who Knew – Pink

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Magnet – Lindsay Lohan [Okay...]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Do Something – Britney Spears [HAHA]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Everyday – HSM2 Cast

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Welcome To My Life – Simple Plan [LOL]

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Gone – Kelly Clarkson

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
He Said She Said -Ashley Tisdale [That'd be interesting to go through..]

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
High School Never Ends – Bowling For Soup [I'd prefer another song by them]

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Canon in D – Brad White [How appropriate.. This is the flute with piano accompaniment version.]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Two Stars – Camp Rock

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Because Of You – Kelly Clarkson [That would mean fighting with my future husband]

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
My Happy Ending – Avril Lavigne [Now that is just tragic]

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGREt?
Heavenly Broken – The Veronicas

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
This Is Me – Demi Lovato Feat. Joe Jonas

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
I Will Rest In You – Jaci Velasquez [Possible]

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Over You – Chris Daughtry

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Sand In My Shoes – Dido [LOL]

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
To Know Your Name – Lindsay Lohan [I Would Like..]

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
I’ve Got Nerve – Hannah Montana

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
First – Lindsay Lohan

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Over My Head – Starfield

Tagged People: All Those In My Blogroll.. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!

Bring Me Back

How Can I Stand Here With You
And Not Be Moved By You?

Clam Chowder And Rain

Warm Soup
Cold Hands

I Contemplate

It’s Been Too Long Since I’ve Felt The Rain On My Face.

It’s Going To Be A Lonely Christmas.
I Hate You.

Leave Me Be.

I need to step outside
Just to see if I can breathe

Hate My Mother, Love WordPress

Mum was being a complete bitch again. This post would have been filled with vulgarities but my mind’s cooled down to a reasonable level of thinking and that’s just not the way to behave after a camp.

Speaking of camp… I’ve realised I want to journey with these kids to their confirmation. They’re all very much different in their own way. Because of my experience with the Johnians, I’ve realised that the special thing about us is that we can come together after a long time of not seeing each other and nothing has ever much changed. We can still joke around, call each other stupid names and laugh at/with each other. We update each other about our lives and everything’s fine and dandy. But…

Maybe not everyone of us feels that way.

I want to journey with those kids.

I want to watch them grow.

I sound old…

AH PEK!!! DO A CAMP NEXT YEAR!

Oh and anyone lovin’ the new wordpress format? It’s awesome that the page no longer has to refresh that much… Plenty of columns and the page doesn’t look cramped at all! FABULOUS!

And people like my eyebrows ((((((((((((((((((((((:

Two Loves, One Heart, Twice Broken.

Your Birthdate: September 10

You don’t just believe in love at first site – you’ve experienced it. You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter! You are very prone to love – hate relationships. Number of True Loves You’ll Have: 2 Number of Times You’ll Have Your Heart Broken: 2 You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

You Are Courier New

You have a deep appreciation for tradition and history. You don’t eschew modernity, but you do have a deep reverence for the past. You are very literate. It’s likely you enjoy writing and reading. Some people may feel you’re a bit cold, but you just have high standards for who you hang out with.

What Font Are You?

You Are Clam Chowder

You are cynical and a bit provincial. You don’t trust what’s new or trendy. You are also indulgent and hedonistic. You like rich foods, and you would never count calories. You are not a big cooker – or a big foodie. Food is not complicated for you. You eat what’s comfortable. And what’s from a box or can. You’re very low maintenance.

What Kind of Soup Are You?

What Your Cupcake Says About You

At parties, you tend to be a lot of fun. You make everyone just a little bit happier. You hardly have any restraint. You only hold yourself back when absolutely necessary. The most important thing in your life is fun. You are dominant, vain, and a bit of a show off. To know you is to worship you.

The Cupcake Test

Your Hair Should Be Purple

Intense, thoughtful, and unconventional. You’re always philosophizing and inspiring others with your insights.

What’s Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

I’m gonna highlight my hair dark blue anyway (: